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Written by Etienne Delport
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Sunday, 02 December 2007 |
- Gus: "Yes, well, publicity-wise this is a rather regrettable gonads-in-the-guillotine situation."
- Gus: "Sorry, Helen, had a bit of a composure shortfall earlier."
- Gus: "From now on I'm going to employ relaxation techniques to turn off stress river and mosey gently down contentment creek."
- Gus: "Problems are just the pregnant mothers of solutions."
- Gus: "I'd just like you to stir-fry a few ideas in my think-wok."
- PM's Spokesman: "The PM will require a glass of water."
Alex: "To drink or to walk on?"
- Sally: "Either I get a formal response to my request for the same lunch allowance as Henry or I shall withdraw my labor. How would you like that?"
Joy: "How would we know?"
- Sally: "Any messages, Joy?"
Joy: "Yes, your planet called, said your mission on Earth was over and could you go home."
- Helen: "We're going to have to use idiot-boards."
Sally: "I think you mean cue-cards."
Helen: "I know what I mean."
- Helen: "Oh, that'll be when Sally misread the autocue, and announced to a waiting nation that the Government had finally agreed to ratify the Maastricht tea tray!"
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 20 July 2008 )
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