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Written by Etienne Delport
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Sunday, 02 December 2007 |
- Basil: "Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant Sybil Fawlty from Torquay, special subject the bleeding obvious."
- Basil: "Hello? - Ah, yes, Mr O'Reilly, well it's perfectly simple. When I asked you to build me a wall I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile you might have found time to cement them together... you know, one on top of another, in the traditional fashion."
- Sybil: "O'Reilly, I have seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottoms of ponds. I have seen better organized creatures than you running round farmyards with their heads cut off. Now collect your things and get out!"
- Mother: "He's very clever... rather highly strung!"
Basil: "Yes, yes, he should be."
- Basil: "A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed."
- Basil: "Manuel will show you to your rooms, if you're lucky."
- Basil: "Coming my little piranha fish."
- Basil: "Walnuts! That's a laugh! Easier to find a packet of sliced hippopotamus in suitcase sauce than a walnut in this bloody kitchen!"
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 20 July 2008 )
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