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Written by Etienne Delport
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Sunday, 02 December 2007 |
- Angus Deayton: "What was right up Napoleon's street?"
Paul Merton: "Napoleon's house!"
- Ian Hislop: "Louis Farrakhan says America is racist and he blames the Jews."
- Angus Deayton: "And did you chat with the Queen Mother?"
Paul Merton: "We talked about you."
Angus Deayton: "No, you didn't."
Paul Merton: "Yes, we did."
Angus Deayton: "What did she say about me?"
Paul Merton: "I've never heard such language in all my life."
- Michael Brown: "There was something the other day about a dog, I mean I think Paul's probably right..."
Paul Merton: "Well, we can't compete with this level of research!"
- Angus Deayton: "Revisionist historians now claim that far from being mad, Joan of Arc may have been a victim of food poisoning. Makes sense, I can't tell you the number of times I've eaten a few dodgy prawns and ended up commanding the French army."
- Jack Dee: "Yes, Queen Elizabeth I was bald and had wooden teeth and yet somehow managed to remain a virgin."
- Robin Cook: "A spokesman stated, 'We want to make sure we get to the bottom of this.' Although, given their previous record in this area, I'm not holding my breath." (After a large amount of explosives have vanished from an army base in Iraq)
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 20 July 2008 )
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